Ok, so I am not very talented. I'm not a great singer, artist, actress, crafter, photographer or writer. I'm a Jane-of-All-Trades but a master of none. My love of art (in all its forms) comes with the desire to be hands on. I'm inspired to participate and study but there will never be an event showcasing my work.
But don't feel too bad for me. There is a small flicker of hope that has appeared for me. I have a very unique arm hair (the top of my arm, near the shoulder) growing out of a tattoo that is not only tinted blue but also grows out longer than the rest. It is nearly 2 inches long.
I got the "wild hare" to submit my physical annomily to the Guiness Book of World Records. There isn't a section for this yet, so there is a good chance that I might get in. I've filled out the application and will hear something in the next 4 to 6 weeks. Till then, I'm carefull not to scratch the area and thus accidently removing the hair.
After I get my recogniztion, I plan on selling my hair on Ebay. Portions of the funds raised will go to dog club I volunteer for as we're in need of some serious dough. I'm hoping that I'll be able to raise some serious cash with any publicity I get with this.
If it just pans out, no problem. It will just be another thing I tried out and didn't succeed at. It makes for an interesting story, though.
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